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Which animal would be best to fire from a cannon?

If beseiging a castle, which animal if fired from a cannon would be most useful. I'm thinking tortoises, armadillos or maybe guinea pigs with explosive crash helmets on?


    




boohoohoo
How about octopuses cleverly pre-programmed to explode 2 and half minutes after they wrap their tentacles around the enemies' heads? Or Ninja donkeys? Or how about kamikaze wombats?...no, wait, those mommas are just too scary.


super_star
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A dwarf human


rahul
a porckupine


fluffer
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i reckon hedgehogs
when scared they curl up into a ball
and i reckon they will be shitting it if fired from a cannon
so itll be a little spiky ball when it hits some1
an elephant wood be good to if u had a big enough cannnon


Heather W
you


Tequila
HUMANS......
Muhahahaaaaaaaaa.... what?
It's already done.
Damn there goes my experiment!!!
let's see you look like a great test subject.
Jump in old boy let's see how much damage you'll take
"PLUMMMB" oh great it's stuck.
oh well......
Light the Cannnon!!!!!!!

To be Continued........... 2008 when we'll eventually prize it out.


MikeK
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People who ask this sort of question


Basil I
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porcupines


Boon5
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zulkifli Ahmad
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games


10101010101010
You


rachel d
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you should be the animal


R. Spencer
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Anything is going to turn into so much meat mush, eh? What's the difference?


Git
Your going to need a large cannon but a Blue Whale has got to do some damage if you can get it moving at speed. Alternatively, I would go to the other end of the scale and fire large numbers of fleas, biting ants and other irritating creatures over the walls. When the besieged exit the castle, then you can loose the whale.


mrsillyfunnytickle
A variety of animals that have dies from natural causes. Therefore, it would be more humane and it would make a smell and a mess in the castle.


deeksha s
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a hippo


lostinromania
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I would fire bats with tiny timed incendiary devices. If it's daylight, they'll find a nice dark place like a rafter, grain storage, or window sill to hide and then POOF, complete carnage as fire engulfs the entire fort from within.

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=403


NutstersChick
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Man!
The Bigger the better, so we can C him Bounce.

Hee hee hee!


Tom Da Bomb
i think a good burst of pythons or elephant bombs and penguins that are set on fire makes good arrows


ReikiKev
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human animals


ONE
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YOU!


spyderman1212
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if you were taking a castle, i would use porcupines or cats that were lit on fire.


Spook
Kittens and puppy dogs. Although they may not be very robust missles, I think the sight of their broken and bloodied little corpses splattering the battlements would prove distracting to the enemy and enable you a launch a suprise offensive whilst they blubbed over the furry carnage at their feet !


qbqbqb
Them little Taco Bell dogs.


frenchy62
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You!!!! :)


softassilk44_2000
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HOW ABOUT YOU? SEEMS THAT WOULD BE THE BEST ANIMAL!!


terrymc
YOU


tony blair
definatley a pig it would be hillarious to see a pig fly lol.


keithmanley2000
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blair and bush





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