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Who would you rather invade earth?

What would you rather have... an attack of the mutant, zombie, flesh eating chickens from mars ? , or a plague of giant, fanged, killer poisonous toads from hell ?


    




Kaptrizzle
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Definitely the chickens from mars. Zombies, although pesky, are fairly easy to deal with since you just have to take out their heads. The toads worry me because not only are they giant, but they are from hell, and they might be invulnerable to traditional weapons and require someone with mystical powers to defeat them. One negative about the chickens is that some fast food chain might start selling martian zombie chicken sandwiches and people would get infected and turn into zombies; but I'm willing to deal with that.


Bluebell
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If I am going to die I would prefer it to be quick! So rather than be eaten alive by chickensand suffer I will go for the toads in the hope it will be instant!!!!


bundakuSS
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hmm.....are u 12 yet?


dane
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I like the plague of toads... But you'd better clarify- do they rain from the heavens like the devils unholy wroth or just pop up from the ground?


LEO61
the toads....with egg fried rice and curry sauce.


Jonathan
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Chickens, because they'd run away.


lickintonight
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Definitely the chickens (I have cats).

The true invasion is coming... my people will return for me and my suffering will be avenged... mwuh ha ha ha!


paulrb8
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i would like a invasion by 10000 nympho kelly brook lookalikes from the planet zorg!! i could have one for breakfast,lunch and tea.. yum!!


riettebotha2
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Preferably no one - we have enough terrorist on earth as it is.


blank
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What? No 12 foot invertebrates with slavering mandibles dripping highly corrosive digestive enzymes? Pfft, call than an invasion?


Joe King
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Nothing compared to my Ex wife


Rosetta-Stoned
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chickens. coz then i could eat em!


big pup in a small bath
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I think they'd both be a bit lame really - but I reckon the toads would be easier to deal with - especially if the mutation in the chickens enabled them to fly. Plus being zombies they'd be harder to kill than the toads - which let's face it you could deal with with a spade - er, well, depending on their size...certainly a big truck to run them over with?! Just how giant is giant....?!!


Gamedoog
Would the chickens be wrapped in chocolate?


penguinsafe
An army of einstein wolfman clones...was that an option are you gonna roosterblock me?


niwriffej
muntant chickens. I'm scared of poisonous animals.


Mat
Are they the only options?


Mon Bel Ami
What if I just choose neither?


nbr660
Go home Akmed





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