Would you take on Steven Seagal in one on one combat?

HMUSN

Sure. why not. Or as a Corpsman I would simply just stand back and let my Marines take care of him for me.

Lovecheese

I did... I beat him.. then I woke up. But I heard Steven Seagal dreamed of Chuck norris and woke up with a broken nose.

commander c

No, and especially not in a kitchen. Nobody beats him in the kitchen.

CRAIGGERS!

Wait - so this is the "Real Deal" Steven Segal and not the "Actor" Steven Segal?

kjosee

Only if I was Chuck Norris!

urbanspaceman

if he insulted my wife/disrespected my family-things that matter to him should also apply to me!
he`s just a man-a BIG man i grant you but there is always somebody bigger and better than `everybody`!
it`s not about size is it-jackie chan?
if for the reason above i had to take a hiding-because of my prinsciples-then so be it!

AL G

easy, just take him out while he's getting his make up put on!

Aljamo

I would rather drive white hot nails down my hogs eye.

He is the only non Asian in history to found his own martial arts school of excellency... In other words, he's harder than a coffin nail.

I would crush him in a thumb-war though...

moesha

I'm sorry I would just have to laugh and he would win wouldn't be able to do anything else.

colin050659

Yes and why not the bigger they are the harder they fall

quickblur

Hell no! He's not just a cook...

richard l

No, but my wifes mother would, and she,d beat him.

**THE RIDDLER**

I'd just RUN.......he's a bit rotund & long in the tooth to catch me..........

Paul

Been there.. Done that... I like to kick Stephen Seagal's *** on a regular basis. He's getting older, though, and the fights are just getting boring, so I'm thinking of moving on.. Jet Li, perhaps.... lol

Honestly, I'd love to spar with him. At the least, you can learn a lot of sh*t. I might need to do it when I have some time off fropm work though.. don t know how much my body will be worth for a couple of days.

In a real life situation, sure I'd fight him, if I absolutly had to... which I think would be the average person's answer. My little sister would fight him if she had to. You got a better chance coming out alright if ya fight back.. however slim that chance might be..

How 'bout you? Would you fight him?

tutyfruity

my mum loves him ! yh i think she would take him on just to see him.LOL.
..hes getting on int he ?

memito

Only if it was absolutely necessary.

I bet the 'fight' would last about 2 nanoseconds.

Tonito

any day. one good kick in the balls and hes out!

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