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what are the requirements to join Russian mafia?

i also want to know if they are the biggest organized crime in the world


    




SuperBlackHawk
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Have a funny accent.


daryl leckt
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when speaking, pronounce all Vs as Ws. Vodka is pronounced Wadka. practice this russian sentence; "Hey Viktor your very cheap Vodka, makes me very violent." spoken as; "Hey Wiktor your wery cheap Wodka, makes me wery wiolent."


James Hilton
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They are pretty big, not sure if the biggest though. I'm pretty sure you have to be Russian to get anywhere in it otherwise you will be a bag man.


Political Airsofting
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It's not a club or something. First off you probably have to be Russian.

Than you need to know how to kill somebody and drink lots of Russian Vodka. You also need to know how to say how Vladmir Putin is the best man to walk the earth and than take your Kalishnikov rifle, take a shot of vodka and fire off a couple rounds into the Siberian Snow.

Than you are probably ready for the Russian Mafia.


Rassling Fundamentals
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Drink a liter of Vodka in less than a hour.


Koios
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You go into an office and pick up an application to join the mob.


Hook Em Horns
the first requirement is that you don't ask a stupid question like this on yahoo answers.
Seriously though. Its not like you go into an office and pick up an application to join the mob


Wanna Know How I Got These Scars
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Be Russian


Guru-Wannabe
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Speak passable Russian, offer a skill set that they could use (phishing for credit card numbers, being able to forge customs forms, creative accounting, etc), wise up (don't go running your mouth or asking questions of this sort on Yahoo Answers) and find a way to penetrate into what is called "the shady underbelly" (hang out in known mob spots, post on their forums, etc).





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