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Destra
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Typically a fine would follow. Though it might vary by local statute or past actions on your part. |
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Joanie
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Ok.. Big dude huh? Yea, I think they'd be just a bit upset that you took them away from something very important just to make a fool outta them. How'd you feel if they cuffed you, took you down to the station, and told you it was just to test their timing? :-) And they would, but not to test their timing! For calling in a false 911. They also have man power and alot of cool gadgets that can take you down even if you're King Kong!! LOL! And, if you ever really need to call 911, they just might MAKE you wait for the cops in the next county! |
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sensible_man
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Arrest for filing false report. |
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Christopher F
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Yeah, they would defiantly throw you into jail for the night. |
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speevo46
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6'5" 331 lbs I didn't know apes were so light. For that test I believe a Taser test on your gonads would be appropriate. |
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mmuscs
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Enjoy jail, 'cause that is where you would be going. |
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margarita
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You could get jail time and/or a nice hefty fine. How would you feel if there were a real emergency and rescue personnel were busy attending to your "test". Get a life!
By the way, what does any of this have to do with you being 6'5" and 331 lbs?! |
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Dana A
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You would be cited for making a false police report. I don't think you'd be arrested.
Dana (attorney) |
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Hootiesplace
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Nah, they'd enjoy the practice. And also the practice of hauling you to jail, charged with abusing the 911 system and Being a Dumba$$ in a No-Dumba$$ Zone. |
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jennyღ
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I bet they would love that! |
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Pete M
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That's a tazing :) |
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cathythecook
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It is illegal to use 911 for a nonemergency.
If you are fearful that they would not be able to handle your size, fear not. They will "tone out" for "manpower" for a "lift assist." |
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Dan F
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They'd say, "Wow, you're a big dude. You must be good at coming up with a new stupid question every day. You are under arrest."
Dialing 911 when it isn't an emergency wastes everyone's time. . .just like you do here on Yahoo Answers! |
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pitac04
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Uhhh, yea...you could be charged with a false report..you should never call 911 for something like that..its used for emergencies.... |
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danielle
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911 is only for emergencies, not to be used for drills you've made up. If you called them and you didn't really need any assistance you could be charged the fees that it took to get the crews out there, and possibly some jail time or a fine charged to you. When you do things like this you take the crew away from people who are in real emergencies, and it takes them that much longer to response to them. I know you're just asking a question and you haven't done this, but I hope you don't ever to anything this silly! |
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laughter_every_day
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You seem to be getting fatter every day. |
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me myself & i....
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Don't be such a fool!!!!
The police have enough to deal with, without plonkers like you wasting there time...
If you do call them just for the hell of it, i hope they dump your fat time wasting a**e in jail!! |
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myraxellenxamos
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LoL. I always wondered how long it would take them to reach me too. You would get in trouble though. |
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rogueriverbob
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hey, Paul K,.....you have gained another pound since you ask the question yesterday,.....like i said then and will say again,.....think Slim Fast,..... |
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Kevy
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You'd go to jail.
Mabye your thyroid is not working properly. You might want to get that checked out. |
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Odessa R
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...calling in for a test is considered a false repor...t being there is no emergency they just might place you in handcuffs as a test to see if you like jail : ) |
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Sporadic
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You could get in trouble. By the way what does your height and weight have to do with their response time? |
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Tuffy
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I think they would appreciate your concern. They don't want
to be slower than the other cops. Make sure you're wearing your ski mask. |
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Yo it's Me
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Yes, and it doesn't matter what your size is. |
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tom4bucs
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nope - they would get their collar for abusing 9-1-1 resources
(translation - you would be under arrest)
no sweat |
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Josephine
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they'd give you a fine for calling the police and insulting them for no good reason. |
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"That One"
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It wouldn't take long for them to respond. They'd just have to get dressed and come out of your mom's room. |
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(Not so) angry Charlie
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You could get arrested for that. |
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Beeg Juan
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Seems like a good plan to get into jail. |
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rjrmpk
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I'm throwing the BS flag again on Paul K.
6'5" and 331 is morbidly obese. You supposed size has nothing to do with anything.
We get that you don't like cops. We don't get why you think size has ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING.
We also love the fact that your questions and answers are private further leading us to KNOW that you're not that big |
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