POLL: What is one thing NOT to say to an officer while being pulled over?

hey, didn't i see you on an episode of cops last night?

Sure, just don't look in the trunk.

Shhuure officethur...Im not drunkk...hah, want's some boose??

You didn't pull me over for possesion did you?

Sam C

Dont say **** you you stupid piece of **** cop or heres a racist thing not to say

YOu stupid ******

Im not referring this to in black people in here im just giving this as an example.

Square One

What the hell is wrong with you man, you're ******' up my ****.

tacos

...can you sell me an 8-ball?

Richard Simmons in a Speedo

I han't find the candle.

John

Alright you pig where did you hide your donut stash!

Smiling JWâ„¢

Hic

proud-aunt-of-9

have several cops in my family NEVER say hey didn't i go to school with you or dude i ****** your daughter that will more then liekly get you a ticket or worse..some reason to get arested for the second one

Morrison

************ pig

shove that ticket up your ****

Mr. W.

What this guy said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzNX_oEal4c

Karkie

wacha guna do,
wacha guna do when they come for you

Just Trying To Help

want a donut?

Alexis

PUT IT ON MY TAB

Logic316

Ask the cop to hold your beer while you sign the ticket.

hardcorexglam

**** the police

â™¥

care for a donut?

charles

I'm sorry I was going so fast, but we ran out of booz and I have to get to the liquor store before it closes.

photon

"I'm so ****** up right now"

Smarty Pants

let me get something out of my glove compartment!

Lulisha

That hat makes you look sooo gay

Rob F

"just don't look in the trunk."

Igor S

"do you know how fast you were going, officer?"
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"
"dude, this is like the 8th time this month!!!"
"hey dude, could you spot my like 20 bucks?"
"hey man keep this on the down low, but i ******* killed a man yesterday . . ."
"hey, wanna buy some crack?"
"hey man, just 'cause i did your sister doesnt mean you can do this, man."

xsunshinex

"Cop Killer is my FAVORITE song!"

lblack

I'm high

Raw Truth w/ Vitamins

That's a midget in my trunk.

blossom21

"Here, hold my beer" Then speed off lol.

joearnold00

That was an excellent pull-over. Here is a $50 tip.

Regan P

do ya want to buy some drugs

righteousjohnson

"Is that a bullet-proof vest?"

Red-eye Coyote

My tax dollars pay your salary.

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