How do I convince my husband to shave his moustache?

Mick W	tell him you don't like the dead rat on his top lip.

fear dubh	What - you mean shave each side, leaving a little bit under the nose? Like Charlie Chaplin, or...who was that other feller?

rocks arent people	OMG leave his moustache alone!

Aris	randomly draw Mr. Pringles with a permanent marker on the kitchen/bath tiles and buy him a pack or Pringles daily, claiming that looking at Pringles is just like looking at his moustache - a real turn on. He might get it.

Emiliano	i think you shouldnt because he may look Weird......ive Done it b4 & i looked Weird......people were like wtf!..haha!.....but you Should just Ask Him if He Can Shave it Once & See how it Looks.......

Kirsti Hampton	Tell him it looks old and tired and as its summer he needs to shave it off and start again. Reassure him its just a temp measure. Then praise him on how good he looks !!! I did this with an old BF and it worked !

Dawn	Don't shave your legs until he shaves his mustache. See how he likes getting poked!

GO Floyd	I'd let him know that you don't find facial hair attractive or that it makes him look like an old man. Does he know how you feel?

peace to all	Tell him is a FIRE HAZARD. On a serious note, just explain to him why you don't like it. Good luck

sick and tired	Hey Eva,The Facial Hair thing Is A Preference,That's All, But It Can Be Like Getting Someone To Stop Smoking,Just Keep In Mind That If It Bothers You THAT Much,You Should Have Said Something THEN,However,WhatEVER You Say Or Do,Keep In Mind,This Could Very Easily Become Something That Could Hurt His Feeling's Enough To Damage Your Marriage,If you Don't Really Care,Just Say" Hey,That Stupid Looking Wad Of Hair Under Your Lip Stink's Like Rotten Crotch,Don't EVEN try To Get It around Me till You DOUCHE!!!"

Management Material	Why would you want to do that? I have a moustache that I've been growing since '06 so in the event that I actually kill my mother-in-law, I'll have the perfect hiding spot.

Dr. Dekay Cynic	buy him a new fancy electric mustache trimmer. I've seen this happen twice: the first time they try to use it they don't realize its power and end up effing up their mustache/beard. too funny when it goes errrr...zoom pftpft. mustache gone, at least on one side-lol then they try to even it up on the other side, back and forth until it looks like a postage stamp, oh wait....you had already tried this i see.

dot	I asked my husband to do that once Eva and he did He only looked about 14 after ??? We never went out for ages together I have,nt asked him since i love it

myaimistrue	Say you can't stand it when he goes down on you, should work a treat if it doesn't shave it off in his sleep.

Aamina	lol do it while he's sleeping.

Trisha	You don't, it is his and if he likes it, it stays. How would you want him to convince you to change your hairstyle?

Shannon	"I'll shave if you do too."

Amenably Controlled Esoteric	ROFL! Well, considering yesterday was the anniversary of the failed mission to blow him up, I don't think convincing him to shave is going to be successful either.

Court2114	Physically...he's known for it. Why take it away from him? I mean...Hitler's known for a lot of things. But appearance wise, he's known for his moustache.

Emotionally Yours	men respond well to positive as well as negative criticism: "you would look so much more handsome without that stuff over your face". or; "that mustache makes you look fat". either way, continuous nagging will help him see it your way

Sora	Shave it off when he's asleep

IslandArtiste	Adolf is known by his @zzhole mustache! I doubt you could make him do anything he doesn't want to do!

**JustMe***	Tell him you will never let him eat the cat until he does so!!!!

Andrew	"It hurts when I kiss you. Could you trim your mustache, or try shaving it off once?" If he says no, you're out of luck.

Lorena is ready to Bob-It	just squeeze hair removal cream on it in his sleep. Preferably when he is passed out drunk. So Adolf won't put you in the oven for it. Some men look better with a Moustache, you may regret it.

MN TWINKS	Cut him off in the sack, he will eat out of your hand.

Dentist H since 2001	tell him you could never go down on a guy with a mustache. he'll shave it in two minutes. trust me.

DM	I told mine I wanted to feel his upper lip in a particular location on my body. Done.