I have become bored with my marriage. What is the best way to find another woman without my wife finding out?

alonzo_spellman	OMG!!!! All men are DOGGS!!!

matrix	strip club

mamabear	Woof Woof!

Maria	go out of town

SiCnGaged	Get a divorce. Your bound to find a pretty lawyer.

marilynfsmgm	why go looking around while your married and become one of those worthless men.if your not willing to find a solution to your problems at home,then move on and be able to leave with respect in your heart knowing you did all you could do.there are many women out there who will spread their legs for you and possibly spread something else to you.you could even find a new relationship from an affair but youll end up in the same spot,unhappy.you need to make your home life as best as it can be.you loved her enough at one time to care.does respect for her mean nothing to you?what would you feel if she wanted to find a new dic# for herself?and didnt even think twice about you.if your marriage is that far gone then respect her enough to leave first,and know that you stayed faithful.all the other things you did wrong will be enough on your mind after it ends of what you could of done differently when its over.

kareem.sickle	the best way is to ask questions like this on Yahoo Answers with your real name. Keep a sponge and a bucket in your car for quick sponge-baths before you walk into the house.

David B	I know who you are, I'm telling your wife.

Smokin	Here's a thought ever heard of role playing. Maybe you should have an affair with your wife. But if you want to have an affair with another woman then maybe you don't need to be married anymore. Have you talk to you wife? Told her that you need to spice up you marriage? Maybe that would be a good start. Good Luck Smokin

Sweet	I think what you should do is get a divorce if you are bored with your marriage. That way when you go find that other women you so desperate need to make your life interesting you won't run the risk of spreading a disease to your boring wife. she doesn't deserve to be disrespected in this way, and you should be a man and just end it, oppose to being deceptive, and giving your wife a disease for her troubles.

foxman	your a dumass, let your wife ask that question. naw let her ask me that question maybe its you that is boring and your wife might want a real faithful man. your married. act like it

Steven's Mommy	you make me sick...leave your wife before you do that to her!!

bettercockster2	It takes discipline to have a woman on the side double the discipline that it takes to be in amarriage. Most men get caught because they don't define the roles early in the relationship. If you are going to do this you have to remember this rule. 1.) Your wife is your wif bored or not. You took a vow to love her and respect her through sickness and bad health. There is no replacing wifey, she is the queen of your castle. 2.) Your ho on the side, is just that... your ho on the side. It's about fun, relaxation and enjoyment but at the end of the day,you got to go home to wifey. Make sure the ho understands that role and that she never gets them mixed up. Don't fall in love with her, don't get her pregnant and make sure you give her some money here and there, after all you're fking her, you need to treat her with some respect. If you can follow those basic rules, you and your wife will have a very happy life.

Silvergirl	Aside from the fact that you are now the Marriage and Divorce category's biggest idiot (congratulations), if you have to ask other people how to meet other women, that should put you in a whole new category for seriously idiotic-loser-dinkless wonders. I'll email Yahoo and see if we can get that set up for you.

me	HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA POOP........YOU SLAY ME

lostinflorida05	Umm, you're asking some odd questions here buddy. I read one you posted just a few minutes ago saying you had a GIRLFRIEND WITH A KID YOU DIDN'T LIKE..WANTING TO KNOW HOW TO FORCE HER TO LOSE THE KID. Stay on track..Idiot.

awjandbjj	So you want help in cheating? She should divorce you.. you are a loser and a bum.

Loris Ann	Nice! Are all men ***holes?

Lynn	Men like you are the reason "the nice guys" are hard to find. You hate her kid, you don't love her....why did you marry her in the first place? For a free piece whenever you wanted it? Jeez!!!

David G	Easy, and this is the most simple. Find out more about your wife. I can assure you, that you don't know half the woman she is, and what she has hidden. A woman is like a treasure chest, really nice right off the bat, but you don't know until you reasearch about the hidden compartments, the ones that hold the true treasures.

*(Biku)*	wow your really mean... Try walking around without your wedding ring..if your not ugly... umm get a divorce..cheating is not cool..and asking about this behind your wifes back is really messed up.. how embarassed would she be if she found out that you were asking advice on cheating.. on yahoo answers! thats funny..go to a strip club or something like a normal cheating husband!

tiosharaveen	kim t is right. why not just tell her you're not happy and go on with your life? what the heck is wrong with you??!!

Cory	Thats just wrong, you should be a man and stand up to your vows you took , if your that bored you just need to stop keeping her around and tell her how it is, then you can get on with your life and she can get on with hers and hopefully find a man thats not a coward!

Suthern R	If you are worried about your wife finding out, then perhaps you should just ask your wife to change her hair color and slap you around before bed time. That way it is like another woman, but it is not and you are no longer bored.

phorwanted	Your user name is totally appropriate. You are the brownest of low downers. Boredom is a state of mind...your mind! Instead of spending time thinking of and finding a T.W.I.T. (Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble) to unbore you maybe you should think of something you and your wife can do TOGETHER to fix this selfish problem of yours. If you don't want to do that...pack your sheet and get! If you care for your wife one little bit don't put this on her.

gypsy g	Well changing your name from Poopy McPoop MD would be the first thing I'd do.

crappiekat1	ask your wife .i bet she has a man you don't know about!!!

xjaz1	Your probably the same kid who got bored during summer vacation. If you cannot be creative with your spouse, maybe she is bored with you too! More than likely she is busy with the family, kids etc.. and your playing golf and hanging with your buddies.