My wifeâ€™s morning breath killed our house plants, how can I take that 1st morning kiss without passing-out?

xxoway2cuteoxx	kiss her on the far head thats always cute

shortmama7j	LOL, toss a tic tac in her mouth before she wakes up!!

Elco	pretend to still be sleeping until she gets ready and brushes her teeth.

Maryam S	tell her what the problem is nicely and ask her to brush her teeth with out breaking her heart.

Austin G	Just look her in the eyes and say, "Damn, baby! Did you just eat a sh*t burger?"

â™¥Tracy Zâ™¥	Put a clothespin on your nose.

Wilford Brimley	I believe the scientific term for it is mung

lady sixx	have her take some natural breath pills b4 bed. they sell 'em in ev pharmacy. they really work.

hello	stuff a tic tac in her mouth like 5 min before she usually wakes up, or spray her mouth before she wakes up

Cure for your blonde addiction	Kiss her on the cheek........lol. Or wait till she's brushed her teeth before that morning kiss.

Black Angel	All I can say is hold your breath.

Gigi	Ask her to brush her teeth before going to bed.

Danimal	Binaca.

SweetGuy	Occasionally squirt some mouth spray into her mouth when she isn't looking.

JM	HA! oh my, i just laughed out loud. killed our plants...hahaha anyways you could hold your breath or just act like you're asleep until after she's made herself minty fresh!

rave	bring her OJ to drink with some breakfast, the OJ masks morning breath!

â™¥Georgia Peachâ™¥	I kiss my husband every morning regardless of his breath. It's called UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!

MadKat	Buy the crest over night toothpaste and mouthwash and hide whatever the heck she was using before. Oh and a tongue scraper would be nice!

HÎµyâ™¥	Buy the mouthwash "Crest Pro-health for Night Time." It is especially for night, to keep breath fresh all night until morning. I hope I helped!!

Kari	Make her brush her teeth first! My husband and I both brush our teeth first before we kiss in the morning, that way we can use tongue.

Marriedtothearmy 2	I sense some sarcasm....but seriously if it is bad...why don't you tell her. Not meanly...but let her know...maybe she has no clue it is as offensive as it is to you.

erika r	We always wake up and brush our teeth, then kiss or kiss on the way out the door to work. A sweet little peck on the cheek can work jsut as well as a mouth kiss, too.

Jeannie	I'm sure yours isn't all that great either. How rude of you. and how dare you talk about your wife like that. I bet you don't complain when she is giving it up in the mornings are you?

Gangsta Twinkle ^^	if she brushes her teeth that should help.Or tell her your breath stinks and you dont want her to smell it.Or be the M.A.N and tell her.

Amanda R	If you are best friends and able to talk to one another like married couples should be.Then you should just tell her the problem and then the both of you come to some kind of agreement ...... like brushing before kissing

MsJ	A quick peck...or a kiss on the cheek. if it bothers you that bad..then fib to her that you had to much to drink the night before and have to go to the bathroom. by that time hopefully she is in the process of starting her day by brushing her teeth. or just kid around with her and tell her to brush her teeth first. if she is an open-minded person, she can take the hint/joke and take care of it!

Flutterby	well, she's your wife for a reason. You should hopefully be able to talk about most things, if not all things. She'll be embarrassed about it but if you don't tell her she'll leave the house and someone else she isn't comfortable with might tell her and they might not say it in a nice way....

pookie	I know this sounds crazy but if she sleeps with her mouth closed then her mouth isn't getting enough oxygen which causes her breath to stink. So only advice is to jump out of bed before she has time to kiss you and go brush yours. I doubt she is going to just lay in bed until she gets a kiss. She will start getting ready and you can grab one after she brushes her teeth.

Giannaâ™¥	Have her brush her teeth, chew gum, and use a mouthwash, if this is really strong to kill a house plant please let her see a doctor about this, this could lead to a serious health problem, problems with your teeth and breath, have been proven to lead to certain diseases, like heart disease, diabetes, and other diseases. Please get her a dental appointment and have this matter checked out, better to be safe than sorry.

knowguy	Make it a ritual in your house that you both brush your teeth before going to bed, or that you both brush your teeth first thing in the morning before sharing a passionate first morning kiss. Remember that she may not be aware of how bad her morning breath is, and telling her gently will only be a small hurdle. Don't forget that your morning breath may also stink as well! Brush your teeth with her, every time.