Should I Lose My Wife And Keep My Dignity?

stunston	Give it a try... U might like it but before you do it, think about something repulsive for her to do then trade...

DKlyde	I hope everyone else has reported this question too.

louwho	Okay first of all how would she feel if you wanted to **** on her face???? Also no man dont do it thats just foul. Your wife sounds like she has some issues dude. Maybe you can have her committed or get ol girl some meds. I mean you have to ask your self how much do you love her and if shes worth working this out for. If she isnt, (i wouldnt be suprised), then tell the kids sometimes mommies and daddies fall out of love etc etc

Kitty	I think you should tell her you will have to take a dump on her face first. If you don't feel comfortable just squatting over, then collect it into a pie dish, and smear it onto her while she's sleeping! har har

H	Yall just nasty folks. Never invite me to your house for dinner

American Beauty	If this is not something you want to do (and why would you?), tell your wife you're not going to do it, and don't. If she pouts and whines, that's her problem. Your wife sounds like a spoiled brat. Her selfishness is beyond belief. No doubt she's been stressing you out for a long time. Don't allow yourself to be degraded, and don't let fear push you into making unfair compromises. If you have to leave this lady, talk to an attorney about gaining custody of the kids. It might not be wise to leave them with this terrible person, anyway.

â™ªâ™«â™«â™ª	You should tell her to let you dump on her face first and then you will do it next...see what she says. Your wife is rude and has not respect for you. What the hell is she thinking? Have a serious talk with her for the sake of the kids. If she doesn't change then I would suggest for you to leave her. Lets see if she finds a man that would let her dump on his face...yeah right.

Mario G	If this is true, then I'd say you need to get her some freakin help man!!!! What the H * * * is the matter with you. That is so sick and I would admit my wife into a freakin mental institution.

Nickname	OK, Now that I am done laughing, if this is for real, I'd tell her to f off. NOBODY would **** on me. She has problems big time.

Wordsmith	You need to tell her to grow the hell up. If you not feeling that then don't do it. The truth is that she is the one being selfish in not realizing that this does not interest you. She needs to understand that we don't always get our way and to take others feelings into account. I seriously hope that you don't give in because it will do more harm to your marriage than good. As for the family, hold your ground and let her know you are not having it. Hopefully, she will just leave it alone but if she has done this before and you have given in to her you gonna have to say no more than usual because she is so use to you giving in to her whims. So stay the course and don't give in. If that fails I see counseling in your futures.

Floss	Although I'm not into the scat thing, I am into many other fetishes. If I were in this postion, I would have to let her do it. Think of something you really wanted to do. What if she flipped on you. Also if you do go through with this, anything that was off limits with her... Is ON now. Good luck to you, whatever your final decision is-

Kier22_2	Tell her you love her more than anything but Scats just isn't your thing and that you wont change your mind... ask her if she has any other fantasies that you two can do. BTW: I really hope this was a real question...

PDH	She won't be happy to just do it once. Her request is unreasonable and she would be pissed and call you every name in the book if you called her selfish because she wouldn't do something that made her uncomfortable and humiliated. You are in a tight spot, but the problem is that if you do this for her, she will want you to do it over again, or even something more humiliating. She is the one being selfish here. Mayeb you need to think of something for her to do in return that will be equally as humiliating for her, then tell her you will allow her to take a dump on your face if she will do something for you. Turn the tables and see how she responds. This could either open her eyes to how unreasonable she is being, or blow up in your face. Either way it will help you figure out what you will ultimately have to do.

D_R_M	Ok first i get trying new things but thats gross, and if you are not into that she should respect you like you do her, i dont think you should do anything without sitting down ,and talking to her one on one and find out whats up. There is no reason she should be whining about it thats silly but you need to relax i know its easier said than done. Just talk to her and she whats happening.

rhonda_seiler	Please go see a marriage counselor and she should see a shrink!!!!

S K	Let her do it. You won't know if you like it unless you do.

CA DIVA	Maybe she's tired of you talking about your butt's strange smell: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AslSDGstJBc3ntva_oOTlG_sy6IX?qid=20061219112337AALArps I think you're just being nasty.

laura f	tell her i'll let u do it to me, if u let me do it to u! she'll probably rethink it all

smackit_flipit_rubit_down	take one for the team

WENDY G	You need to let her know that in there is no chance what so ever of it happening and that if this is the only thing that makes her happy then SHE can move out. Why do you just assume that she has to have the kids and home etc.... You need to make your feelings heard.

colabeebee666	Keep your dignity. If your not into it, then she should respect you, reguardless of her feelings. You are married, after all, and that should be number one on her list.

Pr!nc3$$ 3nvy	Yo wife must be on something anybody who got the nerve to ask somebody something like that got to be crazy. talk to her about and if she keep being crazy LEAVE HER i understand that you have kids but your marriage will be based on a big fat lie and you wont be hurting just yourself but your whole family

sugarBear	Are you saying she literally wants to take a poop-poop on your face? this is no joke? and you want to leave her because she wants to take a S H I T literally on your face? LOL. you guys are funny!

kz	If that's how she wants it than tell her she better clean it up with her mouth. She'll back down if she has to eat her own doo doo.

trish	All that just because you won't let her ** on your face I'm sorry but that is sick who in there right mind would find that attractive or even let that turn them on. In all seriousness there are worst things you guys could be mad at each other about but that is one of the most worst things i ever heard of to leave your wife. All do respect ,but there has to be other things wrong besides that. If she thinks she has to take a ** on your face to be happy she's not human. Find out other things she wants there still has to be something there. Just the two of you should go out somewhere and talk seriously about your relationship. Something is making you stay besides your kids. If that is the only reason you are staying with her. You might as well separate because no one should have there kids live in an unhappy home because it affects them believe me I know and heard. It's gonna be ruff but you'll get through it.