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What's the best way to discipline my wife when dinner is late to the table?

I know closed fist is wrong but how about backhanded







slipstreamer
Oh, you are so funny. You do know that grinding up all that glass to put in your food takes time, don't you?

I bet she always makes sure that the insurance policy on you is paid up too.


genetic_traitor
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Most wives respond well to the application of a ball-peen hammer. I'd check your local regulations first though.


larry r
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Show her what a man you are by taking over the meal preparation and demand that she watch TV while you do the dishes after dinner. After that, show her who's boss by giving her a massage and suggesting you go for a walk together and talk about your feelings. That will teach her!


lolitakali
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The best way is to have her talk to an Attorney and get all your property and monies. That is the true discipline your wife should learn after this post!


yuli
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cook it ur self u fat a$$ worthless pig!


4 Eyes
Are you from the Middle East?! I sure hope you're joking!


dead mike
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Take away her shopping privileges. Good luck with that buddy.


rainbowunweaver2002
I've always been apprehensive that men like you still exist.


MissLee
Pardon? How bout you make HER dinner ******!


cisco_cantu
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Next time you come home late and there's no dinner, get the biggest knife you can find whip out your jimmy and cut it off!!!

That'll teach her.


cum2darkside
What the fu--? Are you serious? You should be cooking her dinner, you dumb fu--!


one_sera_phim
you're an idiot. I'm not even going to justiy your question with an answer to this ridiculousness


laciarlene89
How about you grow some balls and stop smacking around your wife? Men like you are BEYOND pathetic. Learn how to be a real man, and grow up!


angel1988
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Try being in her shoes! Moron! What would you do if you were a hard working woman with a dozen chores to do around the house, and your husband came home and pitched a fit because his dinner wasn't on the table! Huh!?! Grow up! Society is not like that anymore! Go watch "Pleasentville", idiot!
(Oh, did you forget that there are women on here too!)


?
aaahahahha. you have to be kidding. if you are.. good one. if not... im sure there is alot of men out there who would be more that willing to beat the sh*t out of you. I'll volunteer!!


Ha! Invisible!
What she said!

(I'm going to regret this)


Lacuna
Your an attention seeking ***.You probably don't even have a wife,weirdo.


Pushy Buttafly
Take her to dinner at a four-star restaurant and hope to god she doesn't kick you in the nuts.


Bear
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if you want ******* supper at a certain time cook it your ******* self you ******* dirty rotten pig


hugh.G.rection
frying pan... Hot frying pan. That way she knows what to cook your dinner in.


* LA ROSA*
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I hope your wife leaves your worthless a$$..............


Kaia
When your food arrives, sprinkle yours with poison and eat it all up....then, after you're dead, the police will think she killed you.


TruthIsRelative
Suicide

Suicide is a great weapon to use to punish people who mistreat you, you should try it.


Citizen Mac
Get real----you cook the dinner!


ralahinn1
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Lol, if you were married to me, I'd toss your butt out of a window.


The Key Master
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either would be fine, but would you be able to trust that you food had not been poisoned. hell hath no fury....


bakbiter
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in my house all it takes is a look. in addition to the monthly beating, the weekly spankings, the daily tirades, and the constant berating.good luck


mastermindmickie
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dumb *** you will go to jail if you hit her, offer some help so she can get it done faster, work together.







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