Where is a good place to hide my "toys" from my husband?

C.W.	get an old tampon box and keep it in the bathroom. guys never look at tampon's/maxi pad boxes.. and I mean NEVER! hehehe honestly, show him, but he will love it.

doctordowntown99	hide it in the makeup bag you take traveling. most men dont look there.

I Demand Answers	hide them in his hand so he can hide them in your butt ;D

Me Fang You	nature's pocket.

AquaAlex2010	in the luandary basket ;) Good Luck.

asas	That depends, if your toys are not really "toys" then put it where he can't search. Example, underwear cabinet

A	They sell decorative pillows where you can hide them (they have a zipper on the side)

Mr. Trump	Get a large box of tampons. Take all the tampons out and put your toys in there instead. He probably wont check.

Dr. M	Well, I like to hide my tonka truck and Big battleship under my bed, What kind of toys you talking about? Tonka truck?

Amanda	Never hide anything in a marriage.

Matty B	Tell him about them... tell him that you would like to experiment with different things... He will probably like that ;p

Honey	Does he use them when you're not around? Why would you have to hide them? Those things get hidden from children, not from other adults.

Lidiaaa	Does he go through your underwear drawer if not put them there. Or put them somewhere he doesnt usually go. Or bury them In the Garden =P

Honesty Rules2â™¥â™¥it's on	Why would you HIDE them??? You need to re-evaluate your marriage if you have to hide toys from your husband. Mine occasionally come out when he's right there in the room. You are missing out my dear.

mabuntle	why are you hiding it from him, doesnt he deserve to know that you're satisfying yourself sometimes i dont think you should hide, try introducing the "toys" when he's around and use them with him

TAG	Why would you hide them from him is he a prude? You should be experimenting with them together my hubby and I shop for them together lol sometimes he surprises me with something new .

Ineedadvice	How cute forreal he looks through your stuff ahh umm lets see if you have look for empty spots like inside your draws when you take them out you can put them behind your draws.and when u want them just pull the draw out all the way out and grab them

who cares	You shouldn't hide them at all. If he's not cool with you having them, the two of you need to work it out. Hiding them is the same as lying to your husband, and that's not right.

White K	hide your toys with the household cleaning supplies....most husbands won't go near anything to do with cleaning the house!!!....LOL... How about inside the arm sleeves of some bulky winter sweaters? * SWEET MILDRED IS MY LEADER...CRAWL INTO HER PLAYPEN WITH ME*

Smelter	Don't use toys, try to spice it up with your husband. Having secrets in a marriage is a bad thing. It's like a wound that festers, it might start out small but it leads to something bigger. Who knows he may even be interested in using the "toys" with you. Bonjour!!

Jason O	Why the need to hide them? Is he a prude? Is he intimidated by them? Are they freakishly huge? Hiding stuff like this from a spouse is a terrible idea. Your best bet would be to introduce the use of them in the bedroom together or by putting on a show for him. The worse thing you can do is attempt to hide them because if they are ever found you're looking at the possibility of a huge fight.

cr	he goes through your stuff? that's invasive! and why are you hiding them? my hubby and i picked out my "toys" together and they are kept in my nightstand so we can use them together. first think about why he is going through your stuff and why you have to hide them. sounds indicative of some serious marital issues. then i would probably hide them the underwear drawer or some little drawer that he doesn't ever use.

brittany	First off, why are you hiding that from your husband, your human and he cant blame you. Any how they have pillows you can buy at adult novelty stores you can hide your toys in there and throw it in your closet or a chair and put an animal or doll with it, so it looks as the though the pillow came with it. Lol Too funny

justme	First of all these ideas are kind of silly. Why would you hide them in the ceiling and places like that to where you have to actually work to find them when he's gone and you want to use them? I would think that would take the fun out of using them....too much work. Any way in my opinion I would not hide them. I know that some men look at it like "I satisfy you why would you need that" well, my response to that (which my man says the same thing) is "of course you satisfy me but you're not always around and I can't control when the thought hits me" Just a thought