Will my wife leave me? She caught me looking at another woman's pair which were much larger than her's, my

whatthehell	dead wrong! tell ur wife u know the person that he used to male.....or chew some twigs

inhisgrace007	hmmm, allow me to put this in perspective with this senario: You and your wife are in the deli and she sees a huge salami. She says to you to take back your hot dog weiner and get the larger salami. How would you feel? It is a matter of putting yourself in the other person's shoes. Think before you speak. What may not be offensive to you may be offensive to your wife. God gave us two ears and one mouth. And sometimes it is hard to listen twice as much as we talk. I do not think your wife will leave you. I suggest you apologize that what you said offended her. Women have egos too, but we call it self-esteem. I FULL HEARTEDLY AGREE WITH purplesometimes - Quit putting your wife down. Sounds like you have little respect for yourself or you would have more repect for your wife. If it were me you said this to? The third time would be a deal breaker because insensitive actions have consquences - sometime dire. It is the insecurity in you. You humiliate and put her down to feel better about you.

Lainnjessiesmom	hahaha maybe you need to get yourself a bigger cucumber so she will forgive you. ;)

SaVaNnAh	ahahaha!!!! You got caught!!!!! Watch it!!! I don't think she will leave you...but you should tell that your sorry and that for some reason they caught your eye but she makes you head turn. ;)

Marfanman	Some analogies need to be kept to ones self. You spoke out of lust not love nor humor. You DEFINITELY need to repent of that attitude and, not only ask her for forgiveness but, prove your self to her and DON'T do it again! This is no joke. I doubt very much that you wouldn't like it if the tables were turned on you.

filthy_crumb	then she went to the zucchini section and you freaked out completely.

zuniferous	If she only likes thoughtful, intelligent men you haven't got a chance.

atheism_and_rats	Thats fine, until she has an affair with Mr Hung, and directs the same attack back at you :)

Mindlessfun	Tell her a guy on yahoo answers prefers the little ones... they don't sag as much and are a perfect fit for my hands... the big ones are nasty.. like a fat mans stomach! LOL The little ones are great in a t-shirt without a bra... even the tiny ones... I actually don't like breast implants... an A or B cup is perfect!

Spica *	The wrong thing was making a joke out of something that seems disrespectful. To make up to her, grab a pair of longans and tell her hers are definitely bigger. There, a joke back!

uneekqamar2004	Good one, or twos.

Quasimodo	Don't give up your day job Josh.

bert	As I say, the day that i stop looking is the day that I start to panic !

jelle	hehehehehehehe

LoneStar	just hope she doesn't go shopping for cucumbers

purplesometimes	If you are just joking with the readers, then ha ha. There's your courtesy laugh. If you were joking with your wife, and you seriously don't know what you did wrong... you need courtesy lessons. If in fact you are this insensitive, and she has actually married you, then her response in the store wasn't because this is the first time you've pulled such a stunt. I'd suggest you ease up on making her the butt of your jokes, because you may find yourself laughing all alone. No one likes to be laughed at. Ever. Often we join in, but what people want more than anything is to be loved and appreciated just as they are. For as many times as I suspect you have laughed at her and humililated her, I suggest you double that amount and set that number as a goal for how many times you should compliment her in public and privately, as well. If your joking is seriously that out of control, check deep inside and see if there is something about you that is keeping you from getting and staying close to your wife. And be glad that she didn't laugh and point at the tiny limes on the way out and say you could use a pair.

bored at work	LOL sorry bout the bad luck.I have hard time pickin melons too

FlyingScooter	LOL!!!!! Know a good plastic surgeon?

AshletD	Wow, some people are taking this too seriously...I thought it was funny. You wife should have told you to get the bananas instead of the plantains.

GamerMom	She realized the guy standing outside had a much larger cucumber than yours.

meghan c	Yes because she only wants you looking at her.

â™¥Sonadoraâ™¥	ok?!

Ray D	:-)

Kassie D	nah but she should be able to slap the sh*t out of you the next time you say something like that to her. =0) But really she shouldn't have been that offened! You married her so she should know that you love her. Men are just going to look at other women's melons because that's what guys do. =0)

45 auto	Same as if she said that about your>dic=>Your mean and you have put a wedge in your marriage> best sent flowers & anything you can to make up for your crude remark>Those melons will be in the freezer for a while>

Art	DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

Sane	You did nothing wrong, just a little light humor. She needs to grow up.

allrightythen	doubt she will leave you - but watch out the next time you are at the store with her - you might get hit with a watermelon on the backside of your head....