my wife is in crutches and having a tough time with her "fetch the beer from fridge" duties any advice?

Merry_77	Wow hard to believe your taken. Fetch the beer duty?? Get it yourself you could probably use the exercise.

Angie	Go out with a woman who can get the beer. Make certain she can do the dishes too....oh yeah, and the laundry.... good in bed too...does it all. Helps too, if she has her own money. Good question, mate.

Lele	HAHA if I was your wife I would take my crutches and beat you over the head with them and then I would tell you to get your own damn beer..Some men are just down right scum bags and deserve to die alone!!!

David T	If your legs work get the beer your own damn self.

OhWell	My advice would be to get up off your bottom and go fetch it yourself, and then get a real job.

Nancy M	You can always go to a bar and have the waitress get it for you.

The Voice of Reason	Get her a wheel chair! Then she can bring dinner in as well.

Aubrie J	um you have legs dont you?

Due July 2nd!!!	JUST SO YOU KNOW YOUVE ASKED THIS QUESTION LIKE 50 TIMES ALREADY. GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR ******* LAZY AND GET YOURSELF A DAMN BEER

Wondering	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â€¦

GGirl	Your too funny! You deserve a prize!

Triumph	Send her after another when your beer is half empty. By the time your finishing it off, she will have made it back just in time with a fresh one. Its all about timing!!! lol @ everyone overreacting to this "question"!!

Eddie S	MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR dumb a s s so she can get them faster

Shannon W	yes get up off ur lazy *** and get it yourself

John W	Manlaw #435 states that a woman must do whatever necessary in order to fill your needs in a case like this. Whether it be teaching the dog, getting help from outside source, wheelchair or whatever.

red top	she should dump it on your head,by the case

Jhet	develop a highly complex wire beer roller coaster to just roll your beer to you. or just get a mini fridge and keep it by you

smilypig	get it yourself lazy!!!!!!

harlee.babe7	you're funny. replace her, get a beer-fetching dog, idk. but seriously.

dragonfly	fat lazy f@#*

Shades	get off your lazy butt and get yourself!

Nick Name	Get off your dead a** and do it yourself, idiot.

BT	boy she married a great guy huh? You know she's cheating on you right?

none of your beezwax	why are you making her do that... you are cruel

â˜…SuGar and SpiCeâ˜…	beat you with one of them, and trip you with the other

Terri R	Find a replacement until she is healed. Good luck with that.

hillcr222	I'm gonna go out on a limb and say GET YOUR OWN DAMN BEER

that judi	Beat you senseless with her crutches when you ask her?