which is the best way to cheat on my wife?

gussie	if i were your wife and i found out you were cheating you would find your key wouldn't work in the door. Marriage is built on love and trust. If you break a glass and try glue it back together it will still look something like a glass but it will never be the same.Never expect more from others than you expect from yourself.

FerretLover	Mastubate. I'm a female so I wouldn't know but I was watching something and it said that if you mastubate with your other hand(like the right if you're a lefty)that it can feel like a stranger!

BOREDDOGEATINGTHEHOUSE	Why don't you be creative and think of ways to have fun with your wife. Have you ever thought maybe she is tired of you too? Marriage takes work. All relationships do. If you spent half as much time trying to think of ways to make your marriage fun and you do trying to think of ways to cheat... you wouldn't need to cheat. The grass isn't greener on the other side.

cgmgeb	you *** be a man and let her know how you are feeling then be an even bigger man and wait till you are divorced to sleep with someone

Crisp-143	yes oh yes cheating is the thing to do--NOTTTTTTTTTT do you really think cheating is going to make your wife feel better. What if she did the same thing. If your unhappy have some time apart or something. Don't do what your thinking .

cashmoneycuban	go far away from home and do it where nobody knows you...so A: nobody can blackmale you and B: you can always have the option of returning with her it might also be a good idea to use a rubber

chupaflor	Best way is to shack up with your good friends. Sure they're guys, but she'll never suspect!

biena	that should not be a good question to ask any one cause god brought you both together. you must obey your vows.cause if she found out she would be hurt.

ladybug	If your tired of the marriage then why dont you split for awhile or get a divorce. Why disrespect yourself & your wife like that. Geez... I just dont get you guys sometimes!

monapepper	there is no best way to cheat on your wife dummy u got married for a reason work it out (keep it in your pants)

Charmed	Just leave. Shes probably tired of you too....

?	first of all, i hope you get aids. second, your wife doesnt deserve you third you are a waste of life fourth..i got two points you nipplehead.

sexy_ashley_4u	There is not a way cheating is a sin if you really wanted to though yall need to divorce. PEROID

Reticent	Just watch her and do what you see her do.

GhostWritingNovelist	travel back in time and don't propose to her, that way you save her the heartache your about to cause and the wheels of fate to return the favor to you in the future.

amie_love7	The question should be were can i get some help? if you dont love your wife, why would you cheat on her and not just leave like a real man would, only a coward cheats, are you afraid she'll beat you? the police can protect you if you want to get your things... don't be scared...and grow up

Noname	ummmm....................u might want to just divorce her at a romantic dinner.......cheating gets gets u kno where but a court room when she sues ur a$$ for half of thke marital assets or 11.3 million dollars and everything you own

rapunzel	why would u want to hurt her like that? just be honest, and tell her u don't want to be with her anymore. get a divorce instead has anyone ever cheated on u? it doesn't feel good, i promise u

loverboy8	I hope you're kidding because you are an ASSHOLE!!!!!

gdluver	say ur going out with ur friends and go 2 a bar instead

Sweet_Smile	role play act like you don't know her

AnswerMan	Well if you feel the need to cheat...Move on. Cut ties and head in a new direction. No one deserves to be lied and cheated on.

mygponte	Very bad!

Eye of Sauron	Listen to the Pina Coloda song, it will explain how.

ashonteerenehall	say i am with my boys and i will be with my boss or am going to go try for a job

miss_g2300	you should never disrespect your union that god brought together. if you cheat on your wife you would not only be disrespecting but you be disrespecting yourself.

bigbadwolfe_2	Keep a few 500$ bills up your sleeve & don't tell her the next time you play monopoly together. When you're about halfway into the game and have a little cash built up, pull them out & add them to your pile when she's not paying attention.